Construction Complete

27 Oct

Joking about the new set being ‘under construction’ has actually provided a perfect analogy;

  • Bilateral lumpectomy/building inspection with removal of suspicious looking ‘timber’
  • Pathology/report showed termites
  • Clearance of margins/removal of dangerous looking materials
  • Bilateral Mastectomy/internal demolition to remove any trace of ‘nasties’
  • Insertion of Tissue Expanders/new flooring and framework
  • Silicone Implants/wall cladding, ceiling & carpets

All that’s left now is to decide whether I need nipples/tattooing (fancy front door maybe?), then go on a little shopping spree to take care of the decorating. Lacy bras rather than paintings and vases!

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